hobbitofthemotherfuckinshire:

*stabs you with knife* you see it’s a metaphor it can only kill you if- oh shit never mind that’s a lot of blood


i don’t care if you’re knocked up. i’ll cut your throat out.




tropicopunch:

LETS GET LANASUS TO #1 COME ON GAYS



horcelain:

maybe my thighs will rub together so much they just burn off


webcamliam:

down on the west coast, they got a sayin: Tbh: I see you around school sometimes. U seem cool but u a stranger that could change. Hmu sometime. Rate: 8.9


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