*at job interview* Oh yes, my criminal record? The only thing illegal I’ve done is absolutely KILLIN it on the dancefloor. Haha, just kidding! I have killed a man
got no problem with watching a full season of tv in one sitting but when it comes time to pick a movie im like “am i really ready to pay attention to something for two hours”
bad squirrels do it well
This is so relevant right now
how can this post be relevant to any situation in life i’m genuinely curious
Me on Friday nights.